The Farting Irish

boobsandbooks:

noonafeels:

OH MY I JUST SNORTED MY MILK.

GO TO A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY 

classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

nsfwhumor:

[explosm]
I talk a lot at night

handjob:

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?
2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4: What do you think about most?
5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
7: What’s your strangest talent?
8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)
9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11: Do you have any strange phobias?
12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13: What’s your religion?
14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17: What was the last lie you told?
18: Do you believe in karma?
19: What does your URL mean?
20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21: Who is your celebrity crush?
22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23: How do you vent your anger?
24: Do you have a collection of anything?
25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?
27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?
28: What’s your biggest “what if”?
29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

Nobody ever asks me anything when I do these, but what the hell, I’ll give it another shot.

gaminginyourunderwear:

yaoiornah:

itsgeekyinhere:

Doing the do with you know who

The greatest mystery of all time solved…What Neville forget to remember in that scene.

All of this is important.

a-happy-nerd:

ramessesthegreat:

James and Oz in a car with Romanian sat-nav or: Two grown men laugh hysterically at the word “shits”.

Please do yourself a favour and watch this, it’s absolutely hilarious.

This video is important and a must see… If you want to watch James and Oz laugh historically over the word “shits” said repeatedly by the satnav.

wefuckinglovescience:

Who says science can’t be romantic? By Xkcd, via AsapSCIENCE.

wefuckinglovescience:

Who says science can’t be romantic?

By Xkcd, via AsapSCIENCE.

fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

My mum was talking to someone about me today and she was like “Chloe is a nerd.” so i said “I DARE U TO SAY THAT TO MY FACE” and she just replied to me with “Chloe, when you’re not wearing a t shirt with cats dressed as the avengers, is the day when i will take that statement back.”

a lot of people are wanting to see the catvengers t shirt so here it is

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