TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATORS: THE CASE OF THE LARGE STRAWBERRY
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
“HAVE YOU TRIED BALANCING ON IT”
“YES OF COURSE I TRIED BALANCING ON IT JENKINS THIS IS NOT MY FIRST DAY AS A TINY TURTLE INVESTIGATOR”
My life motto.
I shouldn’t have laughed
In fairness, the novelization of the show is a bit curt.
Hoban Washburne, ladies and gentlemen!
The American collegiate system in one gif set
the saddest part is that this isn’t even really a joke
why are there no posts about me on this
this is an outrage
Oh, would someone just stab that guy?
firefly/character tropes-kaylee frye
All right, can I take a minute to talk about why Kaylee Frye is perfect? She’s an unkempt beauty that no one tries to dress up, she’s a tomboy with no regrets about her girly streak, she’s just “I love the floofy dress, I want the floofy dress, look at me being damned cute in my floofy dress,” her overalls have cute things like teddy bears, and she wears pink, and florals, and she’s the sweet, nice girl, who’s also sexual, she literally met Mal while having sex with someone, she spends the whole damned series trying to get laid, she comments that she masturbates (“Ain’t had nothing twixt my nethers weren’t run on batteries”) and it’s no big deal, and is 100% supportive of Inara (“Have good sex!”)
She’s not pigeonholed into anything other than being really cheerful, and great with engines.
The more I hear about Firefly, the more I think I should finally give it a shot…
YES YOU SHOULD
My appreciation for Kaylee Frye is never-ending. I nearly died of joy right on the spot when my English housemate once asked me if I’d watched Firefly because I “reminded [him] of the mechanic”.
She’s a wonderfully dynamic character.
I love her.